All I talk about lately is work, Pretty Little Liars, and how much I hate Macklemore.

Douchey-faced mirror picture taken at work. #originality #gpoy

They didn’t want to hang out with me. #rejectionhurts #ducksofinstagram?

My napping style has been the same since the ’90s. #gpoy

ennuia:

lmao its always the crustiest and wackest of white boys who are quick to say that they dont date women of color like theres a long ass line of fine black women at their door desperate to ask for their cool ranch dorito stained hand in marriage

(Source: ennuiaa)

I actually left the house today and was not as angry about it as this picture may suggest. ☀

I found one of my uncle’s old yearbooks today when I was going through some books. This made me cry and made me laugh at the same time: “Brian, don’t get caught.”

(Source: all-things-bright-and-beyootiful)

BECAUSE CACTI ARE COOL

IS THIS JONATHAN