October 2011
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Tales from a Part-Time Basement Dweller: And,... →
mimisaurus:
Wordsworth would be the hipster who is too cool for everyone else, but is secretly making millions off the stock market.
Coleridge would be the pothead junkie figure.
Mary and Percy Shelley would be the couple who always break up but get back together again.
Byron would try to sleep with…
I would watch the hell out of this.
September 2011
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Someone called me for relationship advice at...
Friend: It's just... I don't get it, ya know? It's like--
Me: Does he make you happy on purpose?
Friend: What?
Me: Does he make you happy on purpose? Like, when you talk about how great he is you're telling me he's good looking and has a secure job. Does he go out of his way to intentionally make your life better? Does he enjoy your joy?
Friend: ...I don't know?
Me: There's your problem.
Friend: I don't think that's fair.
Me: Sorry, but the people who love you on this planet are the ones who want to see you live your best life. Who take time out of dealing with their own shit to clear away some of your shit. And vice versa. That is love. If he doesn't make you happy on purpose then it's just abs.
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Remembering a Relationship, One Chat at a Time →
Read this.
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When I was fifteen, I met one of the girls that I now live with. I think we were in line for a school dance or something. We had friends in common, but hadn’t really hung out or talked before.
It is amazing to me that that person is now someone I see or, at least, communicate with every day. You guys, if you have never met her, then you’re missing out. She is the best. It seems like...
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Enneagram test: Type 6, wing 5
People of this personality type essentially feel insecure, as though there is nothing quite steady enough to hold onto. At the core of the type Six personality is a kind of fear or anxiety. This anxiety has a very deep source and can manifest in a variety of different styles, making Sixes somewhat difficult to describe and to type. What all Sixes have in common however, is the fear rooted at...
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animalsbeingdicks:
Gerald was the world’s worst leapfrog player.
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#92: R.L. STINE - "Someone who’s written a novel."
100interviews:
In honor of Halloween, 100 Interviews presents the man, the myth, the legend: R.L. STINE. Please reblog if you like it! Let’s get him the spooky publicity he deserves this time of year. After all, he gave us many a scare as kids. It’s the least we can do. And on to the interview…
Photo by: Fredy Perojo, Moviefone
At this point, I’d like to be able to say that the brilliant,...
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itsteephers said: I’m currently in third year, studying poli sci! I would’ve loved being an English major too.
I would have loved poli sci! If only we could trade for a day or something. :P
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itsteephers-deactivated20111106 asked: Woohoo! A fellow UOttawa student! I'm Tiffany, nice meeting you Mackenzie. :)
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ATTN: neighbours
Things that are not good:
your band
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zooeyclairedeschanel:
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
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Some things I hate about myself: I think I care too much about what other people think. I focus too much on the negative things I’m told, and I completely disregard the positive. I let the little things ruin my day. A comment from a stranger (someone who I will probably never see again) should not make me feel horrible about myself, and yet, it does.
Hanging out outside Simard because somebody pulled the fire alarm (…or maybe there’s an actual fire). I hate skipping classes, but if we’re not back in by three, I’m heading home. Today was not worth getting dressed for!
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dreamerinaworldofrealists:
I AM TROY DAVIS
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Things I never want to run out of:
guacamole
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drinkyourjuice:
I’m maybe a toddler for liking this. Don’t care.
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